You gotta be stupid to wear high heels on that terrains... wear shoes with no heel surface and put an implement on it that increases the heel surface. Genius... Wear appropiate shoes!

i just realised that high heels shoes are sort of a miniature of the ideal female body. the hips, the waist, the curvy legs, the crotch, the swell of the hips... all are represented in different parts of the shoe. neat. and yes, i'm slow to realise certain things. :P

kicking myself for not inventing something like that.

well shit..I thought that was gonna be a vagina plug

But they're ugly! I prefer going stumbling.

yup im going to spend $500 and put those ugly fucking things on them