Male: zero fucks given

only thought in his mind ...lets wrap this shitty ceremony up so we can get to the honeymoon part..i mean isnt that what marriage is about?

I can just see him thinking "I wrote her the most epic poetic letter... and she wrote me THIS shit?... I am marrying a moron."

The trick to writing a good letter to your significant other on a special day.... Copy it from another card while at the store.