Er.... well yeah, #16 merely is a masturbation sextoy for men. Considering the incredible amount of those being sold, I'd say that's a very bankable uselessness...

the daddle is actually cool. i remember when i used to play horsey with my dad :(

#1 is actually great when driving in rainy weather. It enhances the contrast, giving a much clearer view.

#3 is a step backwards. My pet rock is wireless.

The guy playing poop golf.....NO underwear....geeees