Neat, live underground, friends nickname you "Troll"

or...be a regular commenter and have everyone call you "Troll"

...or name yourself 'notatroll' because you deny your true nature and destiny.

Nest time, you should try using the name 'notacocksuckingfaggotasshole'

So this is how Hobbits will live in the future.

why making it rotate?

the house is obviously unhabited.why building such a nice place to not live in it