Sorry, but your shield can't have more character than you have.

With this shield I will protect my virginity

protection level impossibru !!!

Dork.

Now, all you have to do is grow several inches, get in body builder champion level shape, shave & dye your hair, get some plastic surgery, make a skin tight comic book style costume and you'll be already for birthday party appearances making you $40 bucks each time!
Wow, go for it dude!!

lamest hero ever. Was watching the Avengers movie...Capt. America, Black Widow (gets a pass because of the cleavage), Hawkeye. Can't fly limited enemy take down potential what use are they exactly?

Kudos to the planning and attention to detail it took to get this to turn out so well.

just imagine this:
the guy goes to comicon and picks up a really hot black widow chick... dont tell me you havent seen them

You didn't strip the paint on the front or was it just not shown?