.oO(And this is where we keep the little children...)

Very cool - looks like something from a movie. To better conceal the door, he should put a double shelf in the other sections that match the one on the door.

Needs a candlestick opening mechanism

Nice work except the hinges are painfully obvious. So it's not very secret.

Welcome to Uncle Touchy's Tickle Basement.

this is where he cooks meth.

Another porn collector

joseph fritzl approves.