A man can find countless ways to get laid :D

Indeed.

Anal on the first date? Yup

Stupid and gay.

"Made to ask the girl out." Where the heck did you learn to speak?

ass ass ass ass ,...he did all this for ass aka AFFECTION..motivation

Story would be better with a pic of the girl in question. THEN we can judge whether the effort was worth it.

Don't be retarded and reply that appearances aren't everything.

Kiss on a cheek then friendzoned... way to go romeo

Nice.

I bet she put it on facebook with a "look what my Bestfriend made just for me! you are the best!!!"