Best laugh I've had in a long long time.Oh so good ! but now my sides are hurting!

The oatmeal rocks!

Good one! Really! But you won't understand it unless you actually live with a dog...

dogs smell like shit, more often than not.

Try washing them on occasion then.

Haha i hate when my dogs eats his own vomit lol

Good one.

dogs are a waste of money and dog food they should have 2 years of life no more

Same could be said of you, Mr.Ree. At least a dog gives something back which is a lot more than can be said of you.

2 years old human can do most of the good parts the dog can do. gotta be more protective though

If someone ever tells me they don't like dogs, I am instantly suspicious of their character.

I love dogs - sauteed and with a nice brown gravy. Younger dogs are more tender but any dog meat can taste great!

I agree paulbaulsach

*18 damn typos she was 18 not 1