asks ""When buttered toast is dropped it usually lands buttered side down and when a cat falls it usually lands on it's feet. So if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back what happens when the cat falls off of something?" -- http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/09/cat-and-buttered-toast-paradox.html

How about you keep your cat safe and keep it the fuck inside?

Even British animals are thief.