Who need cat anyway?

My cat would more likely just piss on my grave.

So we steal them from their family when they're young
Most of the time they never see their father, mother, siblings again
We stick them in a situation where they can never communicate with their owners
We chop their balls off, never allowing them to procreate
Then we just keep them around until they die

Are we really being that good to them?

Is that not that what your family did to you?

How are you enjoying it?

@Reality


Sticking them in a situation so they can't communicate ? Dog are very comprehensive, unless you're a jerk with them.
Chop their balls off ? What kind of people do that ? Seriously ? >_>

Reality Check..are you working with a full deck?

Cuttest, things, ever.