Some men just like to watch the world burn.

In the beginning of Hawaiian time... Madame Pele was born in a far-distant land at the edge of the sky. After a time, and the bearing of children, her husband was “enticed away” by another. The deserted Madame Pele, being ‘much displeased and troubled in mind’ (a.k.a. pissed off), on account of her husband’s indiscrepancy, went in search of him...

HAWAII VOLCANOES
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Nice story.

Now drop the ring, Frodo.

M