And now be thankful that you are not one of these unlucky people…
These turtles who were rudely interrupted on their honeymoon:
This poor woman:
This guy who just had his golf game ruined:
These two babies forced to fight to death in the octagon:
This girl who has to spend the next 45 minutes of her commute looking to her right:
This hamster that's way too fat to go down his slide:
And this dog who's head is way too fat for this fishbowl:
This quote from a man stabbed:
This vicious bird attack:
This kid trying to play volleyball:
And this kid trying to play soccer:
This little girl rejecting a zebra's love:
This aspiring gymnast:
The world's most unlucky sports fan:
A grandma doing shot-put:
How much Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle" looks like Shawn Johnson:
This girl who Facebook thinks is a knee:
This lady:
An orangutan that had a little too much to drink:
These nuns playing hoop:
All these kids terrified of the Easter Bunny
Or this grown man terrified by Santa Claus:
This kid trying to play catch:
Art by David Schwimmer's biggest fan:
This cat who just wants to become a lamp:
This guy teaching us a very valuable lesson:
This referee's job:
This poor old man who was just robbed by a seagull:
This kid trying to go down a slide:
Poor old Dr. Hedgeh:
This girl who won't ever disobey her dad again:
This man who does not quite understand how doors work:
And this kid who ate too many hot dogs on picture day:
But, remember, it's totally fine to laugh at these Amish people on rollerskates:
Amish people riding on rollerblades is ALWAYS funny.