WOW... a chinese wookie. Cool.

There's this thing called the Internet - maybe it isn't available in China, I don't know.
Anyway, there are people on this 'Internet thing' that would pay her BIG money (like enough to buy several bowls of rice) for some...ahem...'select'... pictures of herself.

Well, at least she had the uni brow before she started hairing up. Must be a pain combing the rice et al out of the beard though.

Probably treated with cyclosporin.