Wow! You finally got your lazy ass off the computer to make this "thing", but only for the sole purpose of sitting back down and getting on the computer again?...... I'm speechless!

But it's a work of art, none the less.. that's to give you credit.

Why not, it's a beautiful "thing", it will make getting on the computer again easier. He won't be as tempted to smash it's keys in when it crashes with unsaved work.