Little known fact is that the pilgrims were communists. They foolishly believed that everyone should equally benefit from the "community's" labor. Just like the current 47%ers, less and less people chose to work hard to provide for themselves and eventually they became so destitute, they ate their own shit.

These are facts, but don't take my word for it--look it up yourself. The first American experiment in socialism failed and American socialism still fails today.