#34 A pillow between them?? Friendzoned!

#27 - nothing says true, long lasting, intense love more than a toaster popping out a slice of toast!

That's why I keep a toaster next to my bed (well, that and I like to stick my dick in it once in awhile...)


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#4, It's a me? Mario?

I wish someone secretly switches it for a blender.

Can make for an interesting study on shared psychosis.