When you're super awkward and miss that high five
Because basically nobody saw, so it's not really *that* awkward.
When you fall in front of all your friends
Because you know you're a better skater than them anyway.
When you drop a plate of delicious spaghetti all over the carpet
Because delicious spaghetti is still delicious, no matter what surface you eat it from.
When the cork wins
Because, c'mon, you can definitely still pour that wine.
When you get stuck on the bus
Because you're (probably) still going to get where you're going.
When you faceplant in front of a million people
Because you still look fab in that dress.
When your taco breaks
Because TACOS ARE PLENTIFUL.
When you inexplicably fall from the ceiling
Because...idk, you'll have a good story to tell probably.
When your job really sucks
Because someone always has it worse.
When your drink gets spilled everywhere
Because at least someone looks like a bigger idiot than you.
When you try to jump all impressively
Because you still impressed.
When you walk into a glass door and spill your milkshakes
Because now you can get MORE MILKSHAKES.
When you almost drop your baby
Because you'll learn baby eventually.
When you fail at jump rope
Because jump rope is stupid anyway.
When you drop something expensive in the pool
Because it was probably time for a new MacBook anyway.
When you crash the car into the neighbor's yard
Because this moment will last forever.
When you don't land the perfect dive
Because I'm sure you'll get it after your bones heal.
When nothing turns out like you expected
Because a little more effort, and you'll get there.
When you actually can't walk in your shoes
Because you still look more fab than most people, so it doesn't really matter.
When you can't reach
Because you were SO CLOSE.
When you drop food on the subway
Because it was McDonald's and probably not that good for you anyway.
When your dramatic moment isn't as dramatic as you thought it'd be
Because it was still pretty dramatic.
When you can't quite reach what you're reaching for
Because you'll get it eventually.
When you drop your Cheetos EVERYWHERE
Because CHEETOS ARE AS FRESH ON THE GROUND AS THEY ARE IN THE BAG.
When you can't find your pocket
Because you'll find it eventually.
When Conan O'Brien kicks you in the face
Because he's Conan, and when he kicks you in the face, you take it.
And finally, when you fall in front of Beyoncé
BECAUSE YOU GOT TO BE THAT CLOSE TO BEYONCÉ.
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