If Pop Stars Were Birds, This Is What They’d Be

30 Jan 2013


1

Ke$ha: A Party-Ready Condor


2

Nicki Minaj: A Crazy-Ass Flamingo


3

Katy Perry: A Showy Peacock


4

Britney Spears: An All-American Eagle


5

Beyoncé: A Fierce Falcon


6

One Direction: Some Loud and Needy Yet Totally Adorable Baby Birds


7

Lady Gaga: A Parrot That Makes Its Presence Known


8

Rihanna: A Cardinal That Doesn't Care What You Think


9

Justin Bieber: This Lil' Guy That's Totally Chill and Has Plenty of Swag


10

Adele: A Soulful Owl


11

Taylor Swift: An Earnest Swan


12

Usher: A Puffin That Can Get Down


13

Robyn: An Actual Robin


14

Kelly Clarkson: A Super-Chill Hawk


15

Drake: A Rad Duck That Totally Knows What's Up


16

Kanye West: This Bird That Is Misunderstood


17

Madonna: An Overly Intense Penguin


18

Skrillex: A Woodpecker That Makes Your Parents Furrow Their Brow


19

Eminem: An Ostrich You Wouldn't Want To Mess With


20

Kylie Minogue: A Fabulous Dove


21

Mariah Carey: A Warbling Cockatiel That Won't Sleep Unless There's a Sheet Over Its Cage


22

Chris Brown: Whatever Douchebag Bird Did This



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