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Ke$ha: A Party-Ready Condor
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Nicki Minaj: A Crazy-Ass Flamingo
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Katy Perry: A Showy Peacock
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Britney Spears: An All-American Eagle
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Beyoncé: A Fierce Falcon
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One Direction: Some Loud and Needy Yet Totally Adorable Baby Birds
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Lady Gaga: A Parrot That Makes Its Presence Known
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Rihanna: A Cardinal That Doesn't Care What You Think
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Justin Bieber: This Lil' Guy That's Totally Chill and Has Plenty of Swag
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Adele: A Soulful Owl
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Taylor Swift: An Earnest Swan
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Usher: A Puffin That Can Get Down
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Robyn: An Actual Robin
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Kelly Clarkson: A Super-Chill Hawk
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Drake: A Rad Duck That Totally Knows What's Up
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Kanye West: This Bird That Is Misunderstood
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Madonna: An Overly Intense Penguin
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Skrillex: A Woodpecker That Makes Your Parents Furrow Their Brow
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Eminem: An Ostrich You Wouldn't Want To Mess With
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Kylie Minogue: A Fabulous Dove
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Mariah Carey: A Warbling Cockatiel That Won't Sleep Unless There's a Sheet Over Its Cage
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Chris Brown: Whatever Douchebag Bird Did This