So You Are Not the Worst Dancer There Is

You would never try this move

You would not dance on slippery surfaces

You regularly dance without a Bat Cape and with a shirt

You never threaten innocent animals with your moves

You rock moves outside of your mom's bedroom

You find age appropriate dance partners

You are not Lady Gaga with vertigo

You look happy when you twerk in front of a VCR

You dress appropriately when you dance

You are not dancing on ice

You are not dancing in a Snuggie in the wilderness

You only attempt moves that you know

You are 'appropriate' in your moves

see above

Please

You take your medications before hitting the floor

You do not see your moves as a mode of transportation

You are not grinding a mirror

You are not roundhouse kicking your dance partner

You generally take your tie off

Your 'crew' does not do this in the middle of the street

You are not dancing in the Jersey Shore

You don't typically body-slam people you're dancing with

You dance on floors that are attached to the ground

You dance in safe, open spaces

You don't break your face when you dance

You regularly stay on your feet

You seldom break furniture with your moves

You regularly do not point when you dance

You're not Daggering someone off a cliff

You don't kick holes in the wall

Finally: You are not in the 'Friday' video

Not you

Get her to the hospital...NOW

And if you do dance like the above individuals, Buzzfeed recommends a lesson from Charlie Brown: Shoulders up, head side to side

But in the end we know you're just going to Buzz Lightyear

So just keep doing your thing. But be safe