...and just a week earlier, Jeff's wife demanded that he move the bed from one side of the bedroom to the other. I think the police should be looking at this as a well thought out and complicated murder plot.

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You can do better than that, Ree. How 'bout: This is the first deep dark wet brown hole this guy's been in since the third day of bible camp....

i don't know why everyone's in such a bad mood, today. regardless, i gave both of you guys a thumbs-up.

(hmm, and funny how all our avatars are black backgrounds.
ree, you might want to look in to that.)

And I'm not sure whether "Life & death" is a laughing matter, too. But wherever Jeff is, he could use the slightest bit of hope a midst the dark wet brown shithole that he's in.