#22 - great idea! It's so much trouble to buy a dining room table off of Craigslist for $15 when it's so much easier to excavate a 6' x 6' x 6' hole in the floor and use that for fine dining!

Thanks for this idea!

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#26 the water out of my garden hose is like 50 degrees F. Brrrrr.

#28 try that on most toasters and they will get stuck and get burned

#1, who knows... maybe with those five little notes, every important unfinished symphony in history can finally be polished off.

DUN BE STANDIN' IN THE WAY OF HISTORY, IZISMILE!