outside of the other primates, they're the most closely-related animal to humans. eat that.

Carefully remove it from your basement. Do it no harm as bats are very important to the environment.

Bats may look scary, but they eat a whole lot of insects! I love having bats around my house, but I don't want them IN my house, though.

I was scared one time when I heard that some girls escaped from my brother's basement. I feared that the police would find out I knew about it and come after me. Basements need to be secured!

Bats strike fear into the hearts of criminals - at least some idiots think that.


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Our streets are flooding with penguins and clowns, and the bat hides in a basement (hanging on to a beer keg??). Someone should straighten this guy up...