thats the spirit lads!

You forgot to mention bad teeth, poor complexion and an inabilty to perform sexually outside of the missionary position.

given a choice, i'll take the brits.

#16 is no longer a cause for argument - it's been established in law that Jaffa Cakes are cakes, not biscuits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Categorisation_as_cake_or_biscuit_for_V
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