Oh man, you think they are cute now but one day they will grow big and vicious and will rip apart your garbage nightly, repeatedly break into your house, make a mess and hiss at you in the middle of the night, attack your neighbour's dog and then kill your cat. They're nothing more than big rats with cute eye patches and bushy tails. If you disagree you probably have never lived in a city (or part of a city) that has a big raccoon population. Say what you will but I'd sooner have these pests gone than living in my neighbourhood.
Oh man, you think they are cute now but one day they will grow big and vicious and will rip apart your garbage nightly, repeatedly break into your house, steal everything and cuss at you in the middle of the night, attack your neighbour's wife and then kill your neighours. They're nothing more than big apes with gold teeth and fat butts. If you disagree you probably have never lived in a city (or part of a city) that has a big coon population. Say what you will but I'd sooner have these pests gone than living in my neighbourhood.
Oh man, you think they are cute now but one day they will grow big and vicious and will rip apart your garbage nightly, repeatedly break into your house, make a mess and hiss at you in the middle of the night, attack your neighbour's dog and then kill your cat. They're nothing more than big rats with cute eye patches and bushy tails. If you disagree you probably have never lived in a city (or part of a city) that has a big raccoon population. Say what you will but I'd sooner have these pests gone than living in my neighbourhood.
Oh man, you think they are cute now but one day they will grow big and vicious and will rip apart your garbage nightly, repeatedly break into your house, steal everything and cuss at you in the middle of the night, attack your neighbour's wife and then kill your neighours. They're nothing more than big apes with gold teeth and fat butts. If you disagree you probably have never lived in a city (or part of a city) that has a big coon population. Say what you will but I'd sooner have these pests gone than living in my neighbourhood.
Or, if you're a bigot...
Oh man, you think they are cute now but one day they will grow big and vicious and will rip apart your garbage nightly, repeatedly break into your house, steal everything and cuss at you in the middle of the night, attack your neighbour's wife and then kill your neighours. They're nothing more than big apes with gold teeth and fat butts. If you disagree you probably have never lived in a city (or part of a city) that has a big coon population. Say what you will but I'd sooner have these pests gone than living in my neighbourhood.