#21 - Luke knocked mom's titties right out of her dress!

#9 Well aren't they the fucking good Samaritans? Did they do this purely to brag about later? If it was truly selfless, they would have just gave them the food.

#89 - surely the number of calories you burn per step depends on your weight?

#23 - it's easy to find the time to do this when you're unemployed...
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#41 Yeah, there's a story in there somewhere