Life in middle school is tough, but it won't get much worse than this.
You’ll never think this is a good idea ever again:
You’ll never have to use this contraption 14 times every day:
You’ll never have to watch out for teacher butt in your face every day:
You’ll never have to stress out for hours over who is in your top 8 ever agin:
Your online persona will never be one of these screen names again:
Your love life will never be as bad as it was in middle school:
And your couple pictures won’t look like this:
Or this:
Your relationship will never be like this ever again:
And you’ll definitely never need to have someone teach you this:
Of which the outcome will almost always be this:
You’ll never have to see middle school couples like this in the hallway every single day:
You’ll never have to take another embarrassing yearbook picture again:
You’ll never have to be terrified about wearing a pair of these ever again:
This will never be your main form of entertainment again:
You’ll never think doing a “pimp pose” for every single picture is cool again:
You’ll never have to endure ridiculous middle school rumors:
Never again:
Your social life will never be appropriately summed up by this GIF ever again:
You’ll never have to have frosted tips again:
And you’ll never have to dress like this again:
These pants NEVER have to touch your legs again:
You’ll never have to go to a middle school dance ever again:
And you’ll never have to endure Dance Segregation again:
You’ll never tell all your (very boring) feelings to a journal again:
This horrible, horrible thing will never happen to you again:
But you will, till the end of time, have to react like this whenever you see someone you know from middle school: