#20 - Here's what Yoko heard... 'Here comes the sun whama bama ding dong!'

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#21 that wouldn't work in the USA because EVERYONE would be filing a discrimination lawsuit.

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#12 - this business will be closing soon because the Assfuck & Blowjob Cafe opened up next door to them and they charge the same for *similar* services...

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#2 pretty hard to believe that humans can out-distance a horse running at an ideal pace. or camels in the sahara, for that matter. there is no way in the world the best long-distance runner on earth would be able to beat a camel in endless desert. although of course the camel might not be able to run with much speed.

Who cares if Lennon beat Yoko, that bitch was annoying and needed a few more.

#20 Pretty sure they meant his first wife. I know he neglected his first son, Julian, hence the song "Hey Jude" that Paul wrote.

#14 ... no more. last one died.