#55 Kermit's been cheating on Mrs.Piggy.

#65 It ain't gona lick itself Fido.

#33 now there's a bunch of lemons and i bet the waiter spit on it.

#65, reminds me of a story about a guy and his now ex wife.

#30 Bars do that because patrons don't flush. The melting ice keeps water flowing the urine down. It's cheaper than those smelly cakes.

#19 oooh wonder what the story is there?

#32 One tough young lady, gonna be a tough woman too.