What Today’s Eighth Graders Want to Be When They Grow Up

13 Sep 2013


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First there are the future K-pop stars.


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“Future Wives of One Direction of America Club.”


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Drake is getting married (he just doesn’t know it yet).


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And J. Beebs is going to be a one-woman man too.


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These guys are out to start some sort of flamingo-centric business.


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Then there are these two sworn enemies.


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Of course, there are a lot of reasonable, down-to-earth future careers too…


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… along with some vaguer ambitions.


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But who knows about these kids.


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Jaki’s aspiration, though, is the most universal ambition:



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Fenrisulven 7 year s ago
#22 As I interpenetrate the word "potato" in terms of a profession, it means a person who can be used for anything, just like the potato. The problem with such a person is that he may be jack of all trades but master of none.
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