I'm so happy I'm not a celebrity! They can't even shop for stuff without being hunted.

And this is important because...?

12 Monkeys...

Just sayin'...

he is bored.

Bruce Willis is a strange man.... because?

It's Because he is Greedy and Lazy!

His girlfriend kicked him out and told him to go get her "3 big cocks'. He's getting older and misheard her...

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He is the double of my cousin.

Same height
Same hair (Skull)
Same face 100%
Same morphology

Strictly identical
It is amazing