The first time you predicted your future with 100% accuracy:

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The joy of walking into gym class and seeing this laid out on the floor:

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Slowly driving yourself insane trying to use one of these relics:

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The utmost importance of The Original Three:

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The first time you took your family out west:

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Every time you popped in one of these absolute classics:

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Only to see this screen:

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And this one too:

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Your first MP3 player:

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The day you become a master painter:

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And the day you became a witch:

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The most delicious 10 seconds of your life:

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The day you realized reading is much better when you’re reading a golden book:

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All the beautiful music made with this:

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Your first work of art:

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The horror of losing one of these:

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And the abject despair of seeing this happen to your beloved slinky:

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And the terror of green ketchup:

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The first time you dropped one of these and it exploded all over the place:

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Attempting to eat one of these, but mostly just getting it all stuck in your teeth:

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The toy that got your through the darkest (and greenest) of times:

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The hardest game of all time:

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…maybe:

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Trying in vain to click all the colors down at once:

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The joy of finding out what’s inside:

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Seeing these bad boys every time you opened your kitchen cabinet:

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The ORIGINAL hunger game:

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What to do immediately when you see six lines:

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…this, obviously:

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Grabbing a cold one after a long day in one of these cups:

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The only reason you were healthy as a child:

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The best way to tell someone you care about them:

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This sweet, sweet nectar:

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Pulling the top off of these and giving it a good ol’ fashioned lick:

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Which one of these smells the best (hint: not brown):

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The finest of fine China:

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Rooting for your favorite rain drop to win the “race” on a long car ride:

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The exact height of the Leaning Tower of Cheeza:

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And the exact plot of your favorite Disney Channel original:

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Spending sick days at home with Bob:

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Walking into the book fair and making the hardest decision of your life:

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Getting down and dirty with Elmer’s:

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The first time you ever cared about math:

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The holy grail of lunchtime deserts:

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Cruising around town on these ankle killers:

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Or staying inside and cruising around the town on this thing:

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The first time you realized that these are simultaneously the coolest and least functional erasers ever:

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Walking through the land of possibilities:

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The first and only time you felt emotionally attached to a toaster:

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All out water balloon war:

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A nice, sticky high five:

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Making very, very important calls on this:

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Waiting for what felt like an eternity for this to connect:

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Being insanely jealous of this room despite knowing you’d have to wake up at 6 A.M. every single morning:

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Every single word to this jingle:

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Making out like a bandit on Halloween with these in tow:

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Painting your tongue full of sugary, sugary deliciousness (and future diabetes):

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The movie that made you want a pet so, so bad (and also cry so, so much):

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The day you realized that not only is it okay to eat dirt and worms, it’s actually delicious:

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And the wisdom of Mr. Rogers, the wisest man you ever knew:

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