The first time you predicted your future with 100% accuracy:
The joy of walking into gym class and seeing this laid out on the floor:
Slowly driving yourself insane trying to use one of these relics:
The utmost importance of The Original Three:
The first time you took your family out west:
Every time you popped in one of these absolute classics:
Only to see this screen:
And this one too:
Your first MP3 player:
The day you become a master painter:
And the day you became a witch:
The most delicious 10 seconds of your life:
The day you realized reading is much better when you’re reading a golden book:
All the beautiful music made with this:
Your first work of art:
The horror of losing one of these:
And the abject despair of seeing this happen to your beloved slinky:
And the terror of green ketchup:
The first time you dropped one of these and it exploded all over the place:
Attempting to eat one of these, but mostly just getting it all stuck in your teeth:
The toy that got your through the darkest (and greenest) of times:
The hardest game of all time:
…maybe:
Trying in vain to click all the colors down at once:
The joy of finding out what’s inside:
Seeing these bad boys every time you opened your kitchen cabinet:
The ORIGINAL hunger game:
What to do immediately when you see six lines:
…this, obviously:
Grabbing a cold one after a long day in one of these cups:
The only reason you were healthy as a child:
The best way to tell someone you care about them:
This sweet, sweet nectar:
Pulling the top off of these and giving it a good ol’ fashioned lick:
Which one of these smells the best (hint: not brown):
The finest of fine China:
Rooting for your favorite rain drop to win the “race” on a long car ride:
The exact height of the Leaning Tower of Cheeza:
And the exact plot of your favorite Disney Channel original:
Spending sick days at home with Bob:
Walking into the book fair and making the hardest decision of your life:
Getting down and dirty with Elmer’s:
The first time you ever cared about math:
The holy grail of lunchtime deserts:
Cruising around town on these ankle killers:
Or staying inside and cruising around the town on this thing:
The first time you realized that these are simultaneously the coolest and least functional erasers ever:
Walking through the land of possibilities:
The first and only time you felt emotionally attached to a toaster:
All out water balloon war:
A nice, sticky high five:
Making very, very important calls on this:
Waiting for what felt like an eternity for this to connect:
Being insanely jealous of this room despite knowing you’d have to wake up at 6 A.M. every single morning:
Every single word to this jingle:
Making out like a bandit on Halloween with these in tow:
Painting your tongue full of sugary, sugary deliciousness (and future diabetes):
The movie that made you want a pet so, so bad (and also cry so, so much):
The day you realized that not only is it okay to eat dirt and worms, it’s actually delicious:
And the wisdom of Mr. Rogers, the wisest man you ever knew:
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