A better smell than a brand spankin’ new one of these:
A more exciting sight to see when you walk into a room:
A more accurate way to predict your future:
A better way to travel the world:
Anything as terrifying as this:
A way to have more fun with 25 cents:
A better way to consume your daily intake of fruits and vegetables:
A cooler way to wake up in the morning:
A better place to disappear in:
Something that will ruin your tongue as violently as these:
Anything more embarrassing then this:
Anything more rewarding then getting a gold star:
A better way to tell someone you love them:
A even better way someone could tell you that they loved you:
A more exciting reason to go get fast food:
A more HARDCORE toy:
A wiser man than Mr. Rogers:
A more exciting day at school:
A better place to conquer the world from:
A more soothing musical duo:
The original smartphone:
A snack that transcends our dimension
A movie scene as PAINFUL as this one:
A better sign that it was time to go to sleep:
A better pair of friends:
A more unpleasant sound than this blood-curdling racket:
Cereal in ENJOYABLE, MOUTH DESTROYING shapes:
A more perfect first family:
A more delicious kind of dirt:
A more cutthroat game:
A more satisfying way to learn math:
A more pleasing sound than the sound this thing made:
A better way to organize your prized possessions:
A sweeter scent then scratch and sniff:
A more comforting sight than this at night:
A better way to dig for treasure:
A exciting way to learn about animals:
And a better feeling than waking up on a hot summer morning, knowing that the only responsibility you had was to be home in time for dinner:
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