It's "Patrick", you assholes, not "Paddy". Calling someone Irish "Paddy" is about as insulting as calling a black person a nigger. It's rude, insulting, wrong, and shows you're an ignorant twit, so don't do it.

Patrick is right.
It is St. Patrick and not Paddy. And it is insulting.
St. Patrick's Day is not meant to get drunk. It is a celebration of our culture, our history and our Christianity.
Our heritage does not belong to everyone with a drop of Irish blood left behind from the occasional tom cat boinking some cheap trick in some crappy country.