#9 #17 #18 Everybody knows it.

Another post of things that have 0.00000001%, context-critical truths.

If you've been drinking, and decide to make a mold of your cock to surprise your girlfriend, don't use really hot chocolate. Use warm chocolate that is still liquid but won't burn the fuck out of your dick!!!!!


...just thought I'd pass that along...

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i loves me some pizza, but it isn't a very healthy food by and large. as in, processed grains, fatty dairy, a small amount of veggies, and processed meats. i say enjoy it, savor it, etc... but don't fool yourself about it.

This ¨advice¨ from ree is based on his own personal experience. Once again proving how smart he is.