Whoa baby, that fellow can tickle my ivories any old time he wants!

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Barely a single fuck was given :( I surprised no one stole his bag, or spat on him for good measure.

God, people can be so fucking miserable. That was brilliant :)

Nothing happens...

Here we have ree stating than another man, assuming ree is a man, can tickle his ivories any old time he wants. Draw your own conclusion people.