When he's not searching for used free tools on Craigslist, Bob renews the following ad in the 'personals' section:

Outdoorsy rugged man looking for dwarf female that likes enclosed spaces and roughage, both edible and physical. Must be willing to live off the land and possibly be used as food if the weather gets too cold to harvest crops.

Just wait until the local lib city council finds out and makes him dismantle and fill in that house.

apparently, he's a rich dude that just don't want to spend his money...

if there were more americans like this, it would sure cut down on the world's problems. oh well.