Then you go swimming and every one has access to your goods - and since you screwed this red "thing" in the sand everyone will be curious to see what you have ;-)

i mean, really... what major genius decided to make it red instead of sand-colored?

i think i'd rather have a super-watertight small flat backpack to carry my phone, wallet and keys when swimming. sorry, bottle of lotion and drink... you'll have to take your chances with the beach towel.

besides that, seen it 15-20 years ago

That's the same size and shape as the butt plug I use to get my bumhole a-gapin' goatse-style!!!

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