#3 Oh, my GLOB!

#40 All I see is a moron littering.

#86 german news: us-student got stuck in a stone vagina

http://www.stern.de/panorama/mutprobe-in-tuebingen-student-steckte-in-stein-vagi
na-fest-2118986.html

#60 thing is, nasa uses metric system

#32 Unfortunately after a lifetime of rectal reamings, my farts sound something more akin to a gentle breeze blowing.

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#12 I wonder if the young girl knows there is a troll under her bed.