First you have to murder it with it's family watching you. Then you have to hack it into pieces while its screams fall on dead ears. Then you cackle at all the tree huggers sobbing in the corner. Then you shove poles through it and assemble it in your hipster loft.
First you have to murder it with it's family watching you. Then you have to hack it into pieces while its screams fall on dead ears. Then you cackle at all the tree huggers sobbing in the corner. Then you shove poles through it and assemble it in your hipster loft.