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#11 You just gotta love a Scotsman – I can't help but take a peek under those sexy kilts of theirs!!!

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#22 A week has 10080 minutes, so 77600 calls per week means about 7,6 calls every minute ... ahm no!

#59 When you steal a time slot in the washroom just to finish an extra machine YOU are the asshole and I have every right to interrupt your cycle.