#48 Can't get a job, blames everyone else.

#1 - good thing she kept the tits - they're usually the first thing to go when bitches lose weight

#5 - that woman certainly has a hairy pussy!

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#30 - Lions and tigers and bears - oh my!

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#83 - Sir, this is a DEAD parrot!!

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#61 I would absolutely love to roger dat ass!!!

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#1 - I like the "before" a helluva lot more than the "after". Someone buy that skinny bitch a Whopper.

#5 That's a rabbit, idiot.