If I remember right, for Graphic Arts Degree it was one of your last class assignments to "design" your own resume...so needless say there's a lot of out of work artists...or Art Degree Grads working at Starbucks.

Being creative like this is borderline OK for an artistic type position that needs this type of creativity but nothing else. Many times, the person that submits a resume like this tries to let the resume speak for them and when interviewed, they fall apart due to poor social interaction skills.
Submitting a weird resume like this might get you remembered but it doesn't mean you'll get the job.

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Back to the real world. I am a vice president and if you were to bring those to a job interview, honestly.... what is this? Keep it plain and simple, fast facts, cut the crap and get to the point. We'll determine you on how you handle yourself.

...seeing something like that spells - trouble, idiot or both... out the door U go regardless ... I need U to do the job, not to invent the ways how to cover up your incompetence.