Vodka

That leaves vodka, the greatest thing Russia ever brought us. On a diet? Vodka soda. Feeling tired? Red Bull vodka. Need something to chase your pills with? I’m only kidding, please never do that. Nothing creates new friendships quite like vodka does. There’s an inseparable bond vodka brings to girls, whether it be “This is your song, too?” or “Stop, I can’t believe you know him!” It is a form of peace in the female universe that should not be questioned.