Wikipedia: "... considering these worms can grow to sizes of nearly 3 m (9.8 ft) in some cases (although most observations point to a much lower average length of 1 m (3 ft 3 in) and an average of 25 mm (0.98 in) in diameter)"

Holy shit! 3 - 9 feet long?
That has the making of a horror story (friendly alien lands on Earth, makes friends with various teenage girls, they find out his dick is considerably different than an Earth guy's...)

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It's the Spice...

+1 internets for you kind sir.

But only 1 inch in diameter... not quite as scary