#14 - after he took the picture, Zuckerberg made the people tell him their real names, addresses, date of births, and other personal info before he gave back the camera...

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#14 whereas if i'd known it was zuckerberg, i would have offered him a firm handshake and a swift kick in the ass.

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Step two: Change your name to ree.

#14 to be fair, I'd have had no idea who the hell he is, either...