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LOLMASTER5000 9 year s ago
Urgh, such bullshit.
#1: I'm sure that works perfectly. Try that in an omelette.
#3: Entirely dependent on the battery's chemistry.
#5: A reasonable one.
#7: "Off of" completely negates anything else this might say.
#10: Good luck on the house insurance claim.
#12: Been done since the dawn of man.
#13: Shitty shoes $15, dryer door seal & labour $100+.
#14: A better tip is don't obstruct the vents in the first place and service the air pathway and fan(s)/heatsink(s).
#15: Or, just look at them and give away the ones you don't want/need any more.
#21: Or, you know, just buy an alarm clock.
#22: Or -OR- teach them not to be morons.
#23: Or plot sweet, disproportionate-magnitude revenge on them.
#24: Or buy a <$3 pasta container and don't live like a hobo.
#27: Common knowledge or otherwise totally obvious to those who didn't know this.
#28: The fuck are those? Urine specimen containers? In any case, just, you know, realise how much water your drinking by consulting your fucking memory or decant from a larger container of known starting volume.
#29: Or just refrigerate wine which is meant to be served refrigerated and drink it within a socially-acceptable time.
#1: I'm sure that works perfectly. Try that in an omelette.
#3: Entirely dependent on the battery's chemistry.
#5: A reasonable one.
#7: "Off of" completely negates anything else this might say.
#10: Good luck on the house insurance claim.
#12: Been done since the dawn of man.
#13: Shitty shoes $15, dryer door seal & labour $100+.
#14: A better tip is don't obstruct the vents in the first place and service the air pathway and fan(s)/heatsink(s).
#15: Or, just look at them and give away the ones you don't want/need any more.
#21: Or, you know, just buy an alarm clock.
#22: Or -OR- teach them not to be morons.
#23: Or plot sweet, disproportionate-magnitude revenge on them.
#24: Or buy a <$3 pasta container and don't live like a hobo.
#27: Common knowledge or otherwise totally obvious to those who didn't know this.
#28: The fuck are those? Urine specimen containers? In any case, just, you know, realise how much water your drinking by consulting your fucking memory or decant from a larger container of known starting volume.
#29: Or just refrigerate wine which is meant to be served refrigerated and drink it within a socially-acceptable time.
#1: I'm sure that works perfectly. Try that in an omelette.
#3: Entirely dependent on the battery's chemistry.
#5: A reasonable one.
#7: "Off of" completely negates anything else this might say.
#10: Good luck on the house insurance claim.
#12: Been done since the dawn of man.
#13: Shitty shoes $15, dryer door seal & labour $100+.
#14: A better tip is don't obstruct the vents in the first place and service the air pathway and fan(s)/heatsink(s).
#15: Or, just look at them and give away the ones you don't want/need any more.
#21: Or, you know, just buy an alarm clock.
#22: Or -OR- teach them not to be morons.
#23: Or plot sweet, disproportionate-magnitude revenge on them.
#24: Or buy a <$3 pasta container and don't live like a hobo.
#27: Common knowledge or otherwise totally obvious to those who didn't know this.
#28: The fuck are those? Urine specimen containers? In any case, just, you know, realise how much water your drinking by consulting your fucking memory or decant from a larger container of known starting volume.
#29: Or just refrigerate wine which is meant to be served refrigerated and drink it within a socially-acceptable time.