I do #11 all the time. What's the issue?

This looks like the "before" clips in TV-shop commercials. They are always overcooked and mostly in B&W.

This post is racist!
But because this is about white people it's ok.

Racist!

After so many centuries and so much anger and hatred and bloodshed... race has once again been risen to a point of cultural prevalence by many who claim to be against racism. Unfortunately, the subject of 'hypocrisy' is still being kept in a closet somewhere.

#5, because making more than one trip to one side of the kitchen to the other is INSANE PEOPLE!!!! WE NEED A SOLUTION!!!

these are funny...