The Right Way to Chop Your Favorite Foods (12 pics + 3 gifs)

Posted in       7 Feb 2015       11081       1

Yip, you have been doing this wrong for years!

 

Cherry Tomatoes

Stick them between two plate bottoms and go to town. This also works with grapes.

Kiwi

It's been sitting in a fuzzy bowl for you the entire time!

Watermelon

Now you're eating an entire watermelon alone LIKE AN ADULT.

Mandarin Orange

This person is a gosh darn genius.

Pomegranate

Cut the nub on top. Cut a sliver off the bottom. Follow the ridges, and cut just enough to get through the skin. Wham bam thank you ma'am!

Avocado

Just like the kiwi bowl, except not fuzzy.

Cake

Cutting traditional slices leave two sides out to dry. Cut through the middle instead.
You are now the coolest person at the party but still a little weird.

Limes

Now you'll have maximum lime juice for margaritas.

Onions

Cry because it's onions. Not because you're bad.

Carrots

You can tell this guy knows what he's doing because he's wearing white.

Artichoke

There is a right and wrong way to be heartless.

Mango

FACT: Mango peeling is the leading cause of domestic disputes in 4 US states (probably).

Get creative.

Pinch to loosen the tip. Peel apart. No more biting like a gosh darn savage!


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archierspiresii 5 year s ago
I'm starting to feel like the only person on Earth who doesn't have a problem peeling a banana from the stem.
       
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