The Right Way to Chop Your Favorite Foods (12 pics + 3 gifs)

Posted in       7 Feb 2015       12105       1 GALLERY VIEW

Yip, you have been doing this wrong for years!

 

Cherry Tomatoes

Stick them between two plate bottoms and go to town. This also works with grapes.
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Kiwi

It's been sitting in a fuzzy bowl for you the entire time!
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Watermelon

Now you're eating an entire watermelon alone LIKE AN ADULT.
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Mandarin Orange

This person is a gosh darn genius.
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Pomegranate

Cut the nub on top. Cut a sliver off the bottom. Follow the ridges, and cut just enough to get through the skin. Wham bam thank you ma'am!
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Avocado

Just like the kiwi bowl, except not fuzzy.
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Cake

Cutting traditional slices leave two sides out to dry. Cut through the middle instead.
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You are now the coolest person at the party but still a little weird.
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Limes

Now you'll have maximum lime juice for margaritas.

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Onions

Cry because it's onions. Not because you're bad.
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Carrots

You can tell this guy knows what he's doing because he's wearing white.

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Artichoke

There is a right and wrong way to be heartless.
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Mango

FACT: Mango peeling is the leading cause of domestic disputes in 4 US states (probably).
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Get creative.

Pinch to loosen the tip. Peel apart. No more biting like a gosh darn savage!

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archierspiresii 9 year s ago
I'm starting to feel like the only person on Earth who doesn't have a problem peeling a banana from the stem.
       
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