The LIE that was “anti-skip” technology:
Your personal bank account:
The world’s most helpful road map:
Losing flavor in about 7 seconds:
The tools to become a master painter:
WITCH FINGERS:
The maddest minute there ever was:
Seeing this right before the show starts:
STAMP MARKERS:
Rolling around town on these stylin’ skates:
Getting addicted to sniffing these:
Staying home sick with Bob:
Brownies from another universe:
“BILL, BILL, BILL!”
The grind:
Choking yourself via necklace:
The advice of the wisest man who ever lived:
BUTT SCOOTERS:
Balancing your bird:
Sliding down this at Discovery Zone:
Terrifying Gusher commercials:
The best mouse-riding-a-motorcycle-themed book ever:
Playing with the lil’ ball:
Popping one of these orange bad boys in the VCR:
See-through everything for absolutely no reason:
Stepping on one of these:
A day more special than your birthday:
“Water go down the hole.”
The program that turned you into a master painter:
Little gold books:
Knowing shit was about to go down on Disney Channel after this:
The tallest cheese structure ever built, the Leaning Tower of Cheeza:
This fish:
These tongue destroyers:
The saddest scene in any movie:
Book fair day, the best day at school:
This game in dentist offices:
The ONLY way to eat cereal that matters:
Your own personal bat-symbol:
The only books anyone needs in their collection:
STREET SHARKS:
“HEADS DOWN, THUMBS UP!”
These plates that made everything taste just a litttttttle better:
The only way to carry your Halloween candy in style:
This classic:
Pizza Hut cups:
Chowin’ down on some sharks:
The only toy that mattered:
Dying of dysentery:
And being pretty sure that this was how your life was going to play out:
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